c'mon you apes, do you wanna live forever?

[tir_synni]

It has been decided. In order for men to have a better feeling of empathy for women, they should stick a pipe cleaner up their dick for several days out of the month. Slight food poisoning is optional and should be done only a doctor's supervision. A punch to the gut also works provided it's done at least twice over the course of two days.